August 2012
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
July 2012
OH MY GOD
YOU KNOW HOW MONSTERS INC 2 IS COMING OUT IN 2013
AND HOW WE’LL HAVE WAITED 12 YEARS FOR IT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE CAN SAY
IT TOOK ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST LIKE ANOTHER 90s KIDS THING OR SOMETHING AND THEN I READ IT AGAIN AND TWELVE YEARS AND OH MY GOD I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR SHRIEKING
OMG
- Take tea.
- Throw in harbor.
- Let sit.
- Initiate revolution.
row row row ur boat gently into hell
If you download music illegally in Jamaica
does that make you
A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
excuse me while i blog in private
i need it
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
BETTY WHITE DIED OMG NO
whoops false alarm
dont ever do that again
- Damien: Hey I just met you
- Damien: And this is loco
- Damien: But heres 4 candies
- Damien: YOU GO GLEN COCO
- Glen Coco:
- me watching the olympics: how
- me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
- me: so that's my contribution to society
- me: you're welcome
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me
north korea
ouch


