June 2012
Sex Ed Teacher: So class, does anyone know what an STD is?
Me: The All Time Low Documentary.
May 2012
lorarouge:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?
nexttoclaire:
lucy-vanpelt:
reblogging cuz...
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is karla
normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
pasty-face:
if you haven’t sung juliet simms part in remembering sunday whilst washing shampoo out of your hair you’re missing out on a lot
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via aye-davanita)
