Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a big dick.
victoriaaann12: h-4-p-p-y: must. have. on. blog. cutieeeeees
rogerwaterslittleblackshorts: how do you do math homework without crying
Normal Couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
i love katiana so much and i don't deserve a twin...