parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
What did the letter O say to Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
ifyoucarryonthisway: the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn honey, you missed auburn big time
confession: i checked katikat's tumblr everyday...
I threw a little bit of my swag into the pot. →
Well maybe if studying was more interesting and/or...
I'm sorry kat, I hope you're okay. I love you
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.