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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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(via happiest)

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oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

(via terrible)

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dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

(via terrible)

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awwww-cute:

I shouldn’t have built the ramp for him. Now he thinks he owns the pool and gets on the raft by himself. Here’s Patch caught just chillin’

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(via antisocialwithbandsandfood)

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via kindafunny-kindasad)

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yungbiochemist:


this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
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