clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

(via hotboyproblems)

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via selfh4tred)

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smallpunk:

insects bug me

(Source: gingercutie, via officialalltimelow)

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via gabe-souporta)

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ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via officialalltimelow)

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via princessgetswhatprincesswantsxx)

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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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(via i-fuckingjust)

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