maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via juliankatzen)

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via happiest)

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ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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(via a-shattered-visage)

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trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

the-vashta-nerada:

chronukkahlylate:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny

the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car

what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny

i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

(via dontpsychoanalyze--me)

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godotal:

Heard you was talkin shit

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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(Source: idioticteen, via hotboyproblems)

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